Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Ode to a Comedian's Joke

The truth is, I have always been a huge fan of Chuck Norris... jokes. For some reason, they just crack me up like none other and I can spend an hour reading and laughing at them! Probably longer! So, for the sake of avoiding studying for nursing and to give you all a Chuckle (i am so hilarious), here are a few Chuck Norris jokes to tickle your day:

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there is no existing life there.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris .

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he's never cried.

And I'm done with the jokes that can go on and on and on. I plan to update with some pictures of the desk Carl revived and the glider chair I made beautiful. Correct, there will be before and after pictures and I will also post some pictures of our humble abode.

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